1. Your momma is so fat that, when she fell in love, she broke it. Via gurupop.com 2. Your momma is like the sun: big, round, and hard to look at. NBC / Via headoverfeels.com 3. Your momma is so stupid that, when she heard it was chilly outside, she went to grab a bowl. Via pandawhale.com 4.
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